A Streetcar Called Taraval

Take a shot:

• You get short turned (two if it’s before sunset ave or 10+ blocks from home)

•An exotic animal is on the ride

•Your L somehow turns into an M between Church and Castro

•You’re more than 20 minutes late to work because of muni (hey, you’re late anyway…)

•For each unnecessary transfer made because the line you usually take home is fucked up (ex: riding an M to west portal to wait for an L because at least there’s cell phone reception there)

•Drunk throws up on train (2 more if you get hit)

Sip your beer when:

•Fare evaders hop on

•Kid tagging the inside of the bus

•The vehicle has that fresh San Francisco urine/weed aroma

•Hipster dude hits you in the face with his brand new chrome bag (take another sip if he has an ironic mustache or hat. And another if he has a dumb looking tattoo)

•Hipster girl is knitting or crocheting (add another for each sewing related tattoo. Add another for tattoos of birds)

•Older women arguing about their groceries with each other (another sip for each pink plastic bag she is carrying)

•For each passenger engrossed in their iPhone/android/etc

Half a beer when:

•Nail clipping lady

•Someone falls asleep on you

•Sunflower seeds spit on the floor

•A senior/person with disability/pregnant lady can’t get a seat (then offer yours to them if you’re able )

•Music getting played over a speaker (finish it off if it’s unintelligible, filled with expletives near kids, or a song you don’t like)

•Inappropriate cell phone conversation the entire bus can hear

Finish your beer:

•If the nail clipper is sitting next to you (throw out the beer if she gets the clippings in your beverage)

•If you observe any nudity

•Crying, screaming babies

•Your driver gets out of the vehicle to run into a corner store (add a shot if he comes back with lotto tickets)